Sara Lee

Uncle Irwin is the fake relative to appear in the most letters. There was a period where I shoe-horned him into as many letters as possible. I used to work with an older guy named Irwin who was fired for stealing petty items. I don't think he needed the stuff but he seemed to get a charge out of stealing things like candy and assorted trinkets. Other than the name though there is no real similarity.



They don't seem to care that I ballooned up to 300 pounds. In fact they sent me some coupons so I could eat more!



Really Sara, couldn't you have personalized the photo!?