Empire State Building

This entire letter was conceived when I decided I needed to use "Jay Leno is an oversized Douche Bag" in a sentence. I really hate Jay Leno and so does Hal. One of a handful of times that Hal's 23rd album is mentioned. For some odd reason Stephen or Steven as Hal prefers didn't reply.

I wrote the text for this resume but the graphics once again are all the fabulous Brian Vermeire. Expect to see more of Brian's work soon. Umana Greeting Cards was named after my good friend Frank who is one of 3 kind souls that has read every last one of my letters. Yes, the shitty ones too. Hard to believe this resume didn't garner Hal more offers of employment.