For some reason they returned my original letter when they responded. They were the ones to stamp it and write "new ideas" in the corner.
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Sometime in 1999 Hal decided he should have a second resume. This one is less colorful, but careful reading reveals it's no less absurd. His history here is completely different. Jake's Chevrolet is a subtle reference to one of my all time favorite comedians Jake Johannsen who hails from Iowa
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It's almost a form letter but not quite.
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The only response to the followup was to return my $10.00 check. Clearly they have spent all their time working on ways to charge a lot for coffee. Perhaps refining the humor gene could be scheduled in.
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