Thursday, December 27, 2007

Starbucks

For some reason they returned my original letter when they responded. They were the ones to stamp it and write "new ideas" in the corner.






Sometime in 1999 Hal decided he should have a second resume. This one is less colorful, but careful reading reveals it's no less absurd. His history here is completely different. Jake's Chevrolet is a subtle reference to one of my all time favorite comedians Jake Johannsen who hails from Iowa






It's almost a form letter but not quite.




The only response to the followup was to return my $10.00 check. Clearly they have spent all their time working on ways to charge a lot for coffee. Perhaps refining the humor gene could be scheduled in.









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