Thursday, December 13, 2007


In 1986 I went out and bought my first Snapple after hearing Howard Stern do live spots for them every day. Back then they had these little 8 ounce juices. Vitamin Supreme and Passion Supreme were my favorites. In 1988 while in college I had a dream in which Simon LeBon told me that life was not unlike a half eaten bowl of chocolate pudding. For some reason that scared the crap out of my roommate when I told him the next day. Approximately ten years later I wrote this letter.

No sense of humor and no coupons. Cheap bastards

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