Hormel Foods

After not being mentioned for awhile. Umberto makes a return in late 2007. I hit my personal "sweet spot" with this letter. It's still a crazy request. But it's plausible enough to seem real to someone.







I am quite satisfied with this response. It may be short but it's also specific. That said Hal may write Kelly back with a follow up request.

A second letter to Hormel can be found here