Krispy Kreme Doughnuts

Barney Norman was one of the aliases I used for a brief period of time. For some reason he didn't stick. Perhaps it was because his personality never really took form. His main predilection seems to be an overzealous attitude towards potatoes. Barney was responsible for approximately a dozen letters and then he disappeared. Like the truth, Barney Norman is out there somewhere. Who knows, he might come back.


I really love it when the response comes back certified mail. It says to me that the person on the other end thinks I just might be wacky enough to do what I claimed I would.






"....Not original or distinct in any way." That's fascianting. It's 7 years later and I have yet to see a potato donut. But they reserve the right to develop one, that's rich. They really did return the potatoes which is why the envelope was full of tape. It was attached to the same box I sent them in.