It seemed hard to believe that there was an organization dedicated to Model Railroads. As dull as this group sounded to me, I was going to make them an offer that was even duller than I thought they were.
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Imagine my shock when they said they were into it!
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Not only did they want my videotapes, they wanted me to know all about their organization. Thank goodness they
highlighted the important passages.
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What, nothing important on the back?
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Once piece of literature wasn't enough....
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See what fun you can have if you join their club?!
Yippee!
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I can be very patient. I claimed I had 6 months to live in the first letter. I waited almost 9 months and wrote them back. Well my fake son wrote them. Of course I had to offer them something I was sure they didn't want. You may want to check out the
Taxidermy letter after this one.
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The most amazing thing is not that they couldn't accept the corpse, nor is it the fact that they still don't realize the whole thing is a joke. The real shocker is that they actually looked into taking my dead body. Really!? Come on people, wake up!
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Considering how good these people were about getting back to me I figured a 3rd letter was in order.
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It's absolutely astounding to me how badly they seem to want this footage I claim to have. I was tempted to shoot a couple of hours worth of useless footage and send it to them but never did.
1 comment:
You are teh funnay
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